discoursedrome:

10001gecs:

tumblr being all adults nowadays is so funny because my mutuals are either unemployed chainsmokers or Ezra, Bioengineering PHD Candidate at University of North Carolina, Chapel Hill

one of the important lessons to learn about adult life is that the gap between an unemployed chainsmoker and a bioengineering phd candidate is actually not that large

ms-cellanies:

posttexasstressdisorder:

THIS IS BIG BIG BIG!  YES!

NO MORE FED USE OF PRIVATE PRISONS!

President Biden signed the executive order January 27, 2021.  This is the first time I’ve even heard of this.  Here are a couple of links with more info:

https://www.nbcnews.com/news/nbcblk/biden-s-order-terminates-federal-private-prison-contracts-here-s-n1255776

https://abcnews.go.com/Politics/bop-finalizes-moving-inmates-private-prisons/story?id=94281403

vintageeveryday:

Fotomat drive-through kiosks: Remember those little photo processing booths in the parking lot?

zestyleaf:

avi17:

zestyleaf:

“magical fey shapeshifter surrounded by regular animals” is by far my favorite cartoon saloon trope

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This is the funniest fucking addition anyone has ever made on one of my posts. Everyone else go home

sketiana:

sketiana:

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already was part of my belief system

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real real real real real

misconceptionsofus:

misconceptionsofus:

misconceptionsofus:

I’m babysitting my grandma’s cats and she wrote 4 pages of detailed notes, down to the exact words I should use to greet them in the morning and when I put them to bed at night

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forgot to add the goodnight wishes

sskyeh:

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lizardtakesflight:

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I am so tired.

the-transfeminine-mystique:

softtrade:

I forget where it was but I saw jeans for sale and like they were labeled as “girlfriend cut” instead of ‘boyfriend’ and like the irony to me is that the term “boyfriend style jeans” was originally done as this weird way to heterosexualize the dangerous idea of women wearing slightly loose pants so you knew you weren’t a dyke but like apparently the use of the term “boyfriend” was like too much of a gender confusion crisis for the buyer so they had to change it *again* as opposed to just calling it “loose fitting” to begin w and now it has fully no-homo’d itself into a corner and it just sounds like yr stealing yr jeans from some butch girl yr dating

My fave quirk w boyfriend jeans is that time the gap didn’t realize that having jeans that were “boyfriend” cut and “pegged” style would turn out greater than the sum of its parts

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smalleststories:

ctntduo:

falling in love with someone is problematic because then you are promoting queerbaiting (showing romantic interest without any explicit moments) and forcing the other one into a corner before considering their boundaries. it’s also problematic to daydream about them being in love with you because that’s rpf

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albertserra:

albertserra:

Poll will be like how do you guys eat food

  • With my hands (how do you not burn your hands!) or (ewww!)
  • With a fork/spoon/chopsticks (fancy!!!)
  • Using a paper towel to pick up food and then drop it into my mouth with the soggy paper towel bits all over it (guys this is the best way) (I only run out of paper towels every week and if I don’t have another roll i just don’t eat until i get more)
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You’re gonna steal a $15 appliance I bought 6 years ago from my house? Are you gonna steal it from all the households in East and Southeast Asia too?

help-help-i-need-an-adult:

ultirex:

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“feeling like a person again” collection

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gayelectro:

randomslasher:

ciatri:

3fluffies:

mufasamonsta:

tahthetrickster:

i really like looking at google image searches for “firemen rescuing cats” or something because you get super cute pictures like

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AND THEN THERE’S THIS ONE

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“THAT’S RIGHT TWAS I that set the house ablaze!!!”

Dying.

Every fucking time I know what’s at the bottom and every time I still lose my shit.

I’m so happy this post is back again asdlkfjsa

HAPPY TEN YEARS TO “TWAS I THAT SET THE HOUSE ABLAZE”

notanarutoblogs:

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File under: even more blatant proof cis people can joke about trans people without it being at their expense